- Alexis: I screen capped that.
- Elise: I assumed that's what you were doing. Don't put that on the internet; I'll have your head.
Elise: I just put like 12 Tic Tacs in my mouth! They’re tasty!
Alexis: Are they?
Elise: Mmmm Yup!
Elise: We could do a little TMI right now.
Elise: I drooled while we were talking, there’s too many Tic Tacs.
Alexis: I’m writing this down… Text edit didn’t recognize “Tacs” as a word and it auto corrected it to “tacos”.
Elise: Ha, I put 12 tacos in my mouth!"
Elise: Who cries over things like this? Really, growww up.
Alexis: I cry…
Elise: Hahaha. No you don’t. But you don’t. Do you? Do you cry everyday?
Alexis: No. Well yes. Mostly. I’m not sad all the time, I just find that I’m powerfully affected by a lot of things. I’m not kidding. Like I’ll be watching TV and a JIF commercial advertising their peanut buttter will come on. And the kid in it makes his mom a peanut butter sandwich and I just errrrr.
Elise: *Uncontrolled laughter*
Alexis: Elise! Elise, no! Stop laughing I have to tell you this! I’m seriously like a pregnant lady, minus a baby growing inside me. I don’t cry in public, but I cry at the littlest things. You know how pregnant ladies cry all the time? Yeah.
Elise: *Still laughing*
(talking about laundry)
Alexis: I usually just leave them on my mom’s bed and then they magically appear all folded and hung up on my stair landing. I think there must be elves that do that.
Elise: I’d like a magic wand, like the fairies in Sleeping Beauty have. Yeah, or some elves. Elves would be nice.
Alexis: I haven’t seen Sleeping Beauty. Elves aren’t always nice creatures though, sure some of them make shoes, and cookies, and toys, and help defend Middle Earth. But there are dark elves creeping known for their aggression, deceit, and stealth!
Elise: Those are my favorite elves. muahahahaha
Alexis: According to Wikipedia your favorite elves “do not mix blood with other races”
Elise: I can’t have evil baby elves? :(
Alexis: I’m afraid not.
Elise: What’s the point of living?
Alexis: Look forward to the day when the dark elves become more accepting of our kind. For that day when the hateful walls of the dark elves will crumble is coming. Brick by brick, your time will come.
Elise: You optimist, you.
(le watching Prince of Egypt)
(*Seti: And do you understand the task from which your birth has destined you?*)
Elise cutting off the Pharaoh: DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN THE MAN?!
(*Moses asks his mom ”Is this where you found me?!”*)
Alexis: Can you imagine actually asking someone that?! I mean like what if you were found in a dumpster and you went and sat in an alley way and asked, “is this where you found me?!”.
"Do you have sandwich material?"
Elise: “Zordon, from Power Rangers.”
Alexis: “Oh, I know who that is… because I’m a nerd, Elise. I’m such a nerd. I’m just a natural born nerd. I’m so nerdy!”
*Elise exchanges a questioning glance*
Alexis: “Kidding, I’m not a nerd. That was just a nerdy facade that I use in an attempt to attract friends.”
“Uhhh I’m getting so bored. I cannot do this much soul searching in one sitting.”
*20 seconds later*
“Oh, I think I just had a realization.”
Alexis: “That is uncharted territory, that I refuse to go into without a well drawn map.”
Elise: “If it was uncharted territory there wouldn’t be a map.”
SERIOUSLY?! Where does it go?